saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

(Source: doublesslightpeppa)

(Source: itwasntrainingyet)

christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

iwastoolazytothinkofaurl:

Glad the world got to see Anderson Cooper take what looked like his first shot ever

future-geometries:

hate and loathe my friends happy new year

steevnhatman:

endlesscompiling:

gaystation-4:

Ancient art dating back to around 1100 BCE

These are the villains of the Powerpuff Girls

No, it’s Ancient art dating back to around 1100 BCE

(Source: rorroou)

maridoodles:

day off 🌿🌼✨

(Source: nocontextgoodplace)

fy-jay-dok2:

Respect to all good moms daddys wives husbands girlfriends boyfriends daughters & sons

(Source: catchymemes)